Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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