Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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