I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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