im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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