At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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