When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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