...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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