Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I puked a lego.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I know her cup size but not her name....
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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