I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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