We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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