if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We had sex on a dog bed..
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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