***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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