Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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