I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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