I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory