THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me