This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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