OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just want nice things and good sex
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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