Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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