Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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