Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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