you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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