i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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