we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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