even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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