I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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