if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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