Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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