I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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