I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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