Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My penis needs a shock collar
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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