i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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