butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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