I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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