dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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