She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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