where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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