apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
please don't ironically join a cult
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