used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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