i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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