when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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