Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
