i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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