Moan for me like Helen Keller
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Houston, we have a squirter
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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