I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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