This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Just pee around me
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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