I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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