I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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