I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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