I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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