just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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