Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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